“Honesty is the best policy except when talking to the cops” Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

Honesty is the Best Policy… Except When Talking to the Cops

Some people fish. Some people ski. Some people learn the value of remaining quiet after seeing blue lights on the lake.

This vintage-inspired graphic tee blends classic lake life with dry, tongue-in-cheek humor. Featuring a distressed sunset shoreline on the front and a patrol boat on the back, it’s designed for weekends at the lake, boat ramps, campfires, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic, conversation-starting apparel.

Printed with a timeless outdoors aesthetic, this shirt delivers the joke without taking itself too seriously—perfect for boat owners, fishermen, lake lovers, and fans of unapologetic humor.

Disclaimer:
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.

.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.